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joke verses · Freestyle tape H

Freestyle / Battle

Best-of verse

I am due what I need to get paid
for saying the same stuff rephrased, like these artists can't change, dude.
Drake be like, "You made me rap again —
I didn't wanna make another album like this."
These dumb rap babies in the room are rabid, tryna give us rabies.
Tables turning, record burning, flagrant learning,
crazy turds in toilets making swerve.
I said this is Brooklyn, and Sparta's my bitch —
I can kill 300 soldiers of yours with just swords,
with only 100 of mine, using just our fists.

Strongest raw bars (verbatim)

I am due what I need to get paid for saying the same stuff rephrased like these artists can't change dude
these dumb rap babies in the room. are rabid tryna give us rabies
Drake be like 'u made me rap again / I didn't wanna make another album like this'
(Rap) tables turning record burning / flagrant learning, crazy turds in toilets making swirve
I said this is Brooklyn, and Spartas my bitch.
I can kill 300 soldiers of yours with just swords with only 100 of mine using just our FISTS
I'd think of another MGK joke but then I'd have to visit Afghanistan to find his white body laying in the sand
sometimes smaller portions of better food is more pleasure than buckets of bad chicken you gin regret in the shitter

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